well i have been on many forums and i noticed this one was lacking something......a topic where people can place random (but appropriate) messages and stuff ... personally thats my favorite place to be on a forum so i thought id add one here

i luvs pie

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Before I post anything, I must let you all know that I am the master of randomness!

So, here goes nothing....

LORD VOLDEMORT LICKED A KITTY ON THE WEST SIDE OF PITTSBURGH, AND CRASH LANDED ON MARS, ONLY TO DSCOVER THAT THE MIGHTY MORPHIN POWER RANGERS HAD TAKEN OVER, AND OVERPOPULATED THE PLANET WITH MUFFINS!!!!!!!!!!

I like muffins...

Metal Gear references anyone??

Otacon: C'mon Snake, we need to find out where the terrorists have the nukes and then-

Snake: You're boring, let's go home and have pie!

Otacon: Noooooo Snake, NO pie.

Snake:  Then the terrorists have already won.

x)

Well, I'll admit, Jeff, that was very random. But, I think I could do better.

TOTALLY AWESOME RANDOM POSTING BATTLE GO!

My mother called me in at around 13 o clock, when my spine jumped out of it's socket, waved good bye, and farted. I'm hungry. My name is George. I love kittens, yet I have one dog, and eleven toes. The beginning.

I want to throw a box of tic tacs at a wall, and then slowly laugh. After that, I want to take a banana and smash against my collection of Nintendo Power magazines, and then proceed to eat it!! But only before I tear off all the keys on my keyboard with the backside of a hammer!

I HAVE THE SUDDEN URGE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM SOMEWHERE IN NEVADA, ONLY TO REALIZE THAT THE POTTY IS NONE OTHER THAN CHUCK NORRIS, WHO THEN PROCEEDS TO ROUND-HOUSE KICK ME IN THE HEAD, AND GIVE ME A FUDGESICLE. I POLITELY TAKE IT AND SHOVE IT DOWN A GORILLA'S THROAT. MARRY HAD A LITTLE LAMB, AND BINGO WAS IT'S NAME OH! NACHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! WHO? YUR MOM, THAT'S WHO! NUNUNUNUNUNUNUNUNUNUNUNUNUNUNUNU BATMAN! Mi name iz George, and I iz in yur internetz. And no, I iz not a kat, I am a PARANAH!!!!!!

Have you ever wondered why hippos have ears on their belly-buttons? Or why the sky is so purple. I love the color 12. I like dogs, dogs are cool, I got 2. Duude..... apple Tuesday. Juggling bananas brings back memories of my pet dirt, Richie. I feel like sneezing on the back of a DS.

"I like dogs, dogs are cool, I got 2. "

HAHA! No fair, Edbassmaster reference.

I walk home at 14:30 with nothing out of the ordinary until I find a cat in my backpack. Later, I trip over a piece of cake laying on the ceiling. Then, as I leave for work, the neighborhood crazy cat lady is mauled by a pack of wild dogs right in front of me. The dogs then fly away while I begin to read a book ( < trust me. Me reading a book is VERY ODD!). Then a group of hunters run by me trying to esacape a wild ant-eater. When I get to work I begin my daily paperwork only to discover that the clouds that I normally write on were missing. So, I go to my boss to ask for some more cows. He then asks me why I am here. I tell her that I am here to kill the covenant. He then tells me that I have a day off. So, I decide to wake up from the crazy dream I was having.   Then I swam off to get some printer ink.

Jeff at 03:20PM on Apr 07, 2009

"I like dogs, dogs are cool, I got 2. "

HAHA! No fair, Edbassmaster reference.

You watch edbassmaster! He's awesome!!!

As for my random post.....

As my first true love walked out the door, I knew I would never amount to anything. Not even my collection of spray-painted banana skins could cheer me up. "No," said George Clooney. George Clooney said, "No." If I ever had a chance to capture Tim Twinklefingers, I would go to the corn mountain, and fight the red unicorn of Wisconsin. I gathered my chocolate cake, and ran off into the harsh winds of my grandfather's farts. My pet ostrich licked my applesauce, so I kicked him so hard his eggs shot out, and landed in Miley Cyrus' guitar. I'm a level 306 mage on www.TardVille.tard

hmm...rather than a bunch of words, have a picture

Psh! Pictures are nothing compared to "a bunch of words,"...... in COLOR!

News just in; I am cuddly on Tuesdays. BAM-SHABAM!!!!

In other news, Wednesday, plus trees equals one and a half cumquats.

Oh my gawsh..... Sylvester Stalone has been kidnapped by evil monkey lords from Pluto II, a new planet has emerged from MTV2.

My sister's name is Mike. She's a horse.

A purple horse.

Hi.

I WANT TO CHUCK A ROCK THROUGH A WINDOW! JUST FOR THE FUN OF IT. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

O.O Ho'kay, so I just wanted to say that after reading all of this, I feel that I have either A) Entered a completely different dimension, or B) Have gone completely MAD. So, in conclusion, I believe that this randomness is a success!

Total Success. LOL Totally random. 

Jeff at 03:37PM on Mar 08, 2009

Metal Gear references anyone??

Otacon: C'mon Snake, we need to find out where the terrorists have the nukes and then-

Snake: You're boring, let's go home and have pie!

Otacon: Noooooo Snake, NO pie.

Snake:  Then the terrorists have already won.

x)

nick at 11:55AM on Jan 12, 2010

Jeff at 03:37PM on Mar 08, 2009

Metal Gear references anyone??

Otacon: C'mon Snake, we need to find out where the terrorists have the nukes and then-

Snake: You're boring, let's go home and have pie!

Otacon: Noooooo Snake, NO pie.

Snake:  Then the terrorists have already won.

x)

Oh my gosh. That is awesome. haha

HAHA, I love Metal Gear Solid, if you couldn't tell!

And woowww, this is so weird to look back at again. This is the weirdest thread ever, fo sho.

Jeff at 01:35PM on Jan 12, 2010

nick at 11:55AM on Jan 12, 2010

Jeff at 03:37PM on Mar 08, 2009

Metal Gear references anyone??

Otacon: C'mon Snake, we need to find out where the terrorists have the nukes and then-

Snake: You're boring, let's go home and have pie!

Otacon: Noooooo Snake, NO pie.

Snake:  Then the terrorists have already won.

x)

Oh my gosh. That is awesome. haha

HAHA, I love Metal Gear Solid, if you couldn't tell!

And woowww, this is so weird to look back at again. This is the weirdest thread ever, fo sho.

Haha. I have never played Metal Gear Solid.  But yes.... this is one of the weirdest threads ever. Maybe Ill create one on my site. But its been very random.